This one pretty much wrote itself…
Stephanie – I’d like a diet vanilla coke please.
Cashier - We have no diet vanilla so it would have to be a regular diet vanilla coke with vanilla.
Category Archives: Funny Bone
A Sonic Tale
Posted by Josh
on November 22, 2009
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Windows 7 Activation
Posted by Josh
on November 12, 2009
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I laughed when I saw this:
Windows 7 activation error: 0xC004F061
If you receive error “0xC004F061″ when trying to activate Windows 7, it means you’re using a product key for an upgrade version of Windows 7 and a previous version of Windows wasn’t on your computer when Windows 7 was installed. To install an upgrade version of Windows 7, Windows Vista or Windows XP must be installed on your computer. If you formatted the drive before starting the installation process, you won’t be able to use the upgrade product key to activate Windows 7. To activate Windows 7, you’ll need to install your previous version of Windows, and then reinstall Windows 7. For help with the activation process, go to the Microsoft Support website.
Seriously? Is that what you call customer service? Rather than giving your customers an option to enter their XP/Vista product key you want them to reinstall the old operating system only to reinstall Windows 7…. Does anyone else see something wrong with this? So if you don’t want to reinstall two operating systems there is a registry fix to get around this.
- Open up regedit and go to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Setup\OOBE
- Backup (Export) the folder just in case
- Change MediaBootInstall from 1 to 0
- Open up a command prompt running it as Administrator
- go to C:\Windows\system32
- > cscript.exe slmgr.vbs -rearm
- Reboot your computer
- Enter your product key
Hope this helps
Drug Dealers vs. Geeks
Posted by Josh
on March 5, 2007
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http://www.silliness.org/drugsvsgeeks.html
| Drug Dealers | Software Developers |
| Refer to their clients as “users” | Refer to their clients as “users” |
| “The first one’s free!” | “Download a free trial version…” |
| Have important Asian connections. | Have important Asian connections. |
| Strange jargon:”Stick”"Rock”
“Wrap” “E” “Stash” “Drive-by” “Hit (LSD)” “Source” “The Pigs” |
Strange jargon:”SCSI”"RTFM”
“Packet” “C” “Cache” “CTRL ALT DEL” “Hit (WWW)” “Source-code” “Microsoft” |
| Realize that there’s tons of cashin the 14- to 25-year-old market | Realize that there’s tons of cashin the 14- to 25-year-old market |
| Clients really like your stuff when it works.When it doesn’t work they want to kill you. | Clients really like your stuff when it works.When it doesn’t work they want to kill you. |
| Job is assisted by the industry’sproducing newer, more potent product. | Job is assisted by the industry’sproducing newer, more potent products. |
| Often seen in the company of pimps,hustlers and low-lifes. | Often seen in the company of marketingpeople, venture capitalists and fund managers. |
| When things go wrong, a “fix” is justa phone call away, but may be expensive. | When things go wrong, a “fix” is justa phone call away, but may be expensive. |
| A lot of people are getting richwhile still teenagers. | A lot of people are getting richwhile still teenagers. |
| Product causes unhealthy addictions | DOOM, Quake, SimCity, Duke Nukem 3D… |
| Do your job well and you can sleep withsexy movie stars who depend on you. | Damn! DAMN!!! |
Cooking with Sony
Posted by Josh
on February 28, 2007
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Most people use a grill of some type, charcol or gas, to cook their steaks. Some people use a pan or skillet. I want to be like this guy and use a PS3.
Math Is Good
Posted by Josh
on February 21, 2007
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My cousin Erin sent these to me. I couldn’t help but laugh. http://www.josh-kerr.com/photos/album/funnies/
Prison v. Work
Posted by Josh
on May 19, 2006
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IN PRISON……….you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK………..you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON………you get three meals a day.
AT WORK……….you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON……….you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK………..you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON……….the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK………..you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON……….you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK………..you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON………you get your own toilet.
AT WORK……….you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON………..they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK…………you aren’t even supposed to speak to your family.
IN PRISON………all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK……….you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON……….you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ……….you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON…….. .you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK………..they are called managers.
Now get back to work. You’re not getting paid to check emails.
Lazy Sunday
Posted by Josh
on January 11, 2006
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I saw this the other day at a friends house and thought it was great. If you haven’t seen it yet, watch it!