Monthly Archives: March 2007

Sick As a Dog

Posted by on March 28, 2007 No comments

This sucks.  About 2 weeks ago Stephanie and I went to OK to visit her family over the weekend.  Was fun except for the end when Steph came back sick.  You know what the best part of being married is?  Sharing.  Thanks for sharing honey <3  Drugs the size of horse pills FTW I guess.

Mario Communist Edition

Posted by on March 12, 2007 No comments

I saw this on Digg and thougt it was worth sharing. It would be great if they made a game with this type of animation.

http://omglmao.blogspot.com/2007/03/comunist-mario.html

EDIT

http://www.birkoph.com/media/file/53-communist-mario.html is a new link.

Drug Dealers vs. Geeks

Posted by on March 5, 2007 No comments

http://www.silliness.org/drugsvsgeeks.html

Drug Dealers Software Developers
Refer to their clients as “users” Refer to their clients as “users”
“The first one’s free!” “Download a free trial version…”
Have important Asian connections. Have important Asian connections.
Strange jargon:”Stick”"Rock”

“Wrap”

“E”

“Stash”

“Drive-by”

“Hit (LSD)”

“Source”

“The Pigs”

 Strange jargon:”SCSI”"RTFM”

“Packet”

“C”

“Cache”

“CTRL ALT DEL”

“Hit (WWW)”

“Source-code”

“Microsoft”
Realize that there’s tons of cashin the 14- to 25-year-old market Realize that there’s tons of cashin the 14- to 25-year-old market
Clients really like your stuff when it works.When it doesn’t work they want to kill you. Clients really like your stuff when it works.When it doesn’t work they want to kill you.
Job is assisted by the industry’sproducing newer, more potent product. Job is assisted by the industry’sproducing newer, more potent products.
Often seen in the company of pimps,hustlers and low-lifes. Often seen in the company of marketingpeople, venture capitalists and fund managers.
When things go wrong, a “fix” is justa phone call away, but may be expensive. When things go wrong, a “fix” is justa phone call away, but may be expensive.
A lot of people are getting richwhile still teenagers. A lot of people are getting richwhile still teenagers.
Product causes unhealthy addictions DOOM, Quake, SimCity, Duke Nukem 3D…
Do your job well and you can sleep withsexy movie stars who depend on you. Damn! DAMN!!!